Don't Be Fooled, It's Still Amazingly Dumb

Musical Genres: — Inspired by true events

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pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

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clarysworld:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

Be Tom Hiddleston.

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“Fucking Howard the Duck?”
— Everyone who waited through the credits of Guardians of the Galaxy (via drdawg)

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neil-gaiman:

rickberry:

Came across “WarChild” triptych done for Andover Newton Theological School exhibition - War, Madness & Delusion: "Honor Kill" / "WarChild" / "Spoils"

It’s September the 11th. Yes, these…

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

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stunningpicture:

I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.

stunningpicture:

I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.

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